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When Joey Tribbiani becomes our President !


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To start off, this was a question that I found on on Quora. It is such a fun question and I definitely wanted it to be in my blog. Below is the answer I wrote to this question and let me also say that I am a great fan of the show. I really hope this makes you smile.

If Joey becomes our President then :-

1. All his speeches would start off with “hey how you doing?”🙌 You need not worry about hearing "Mitroon..." anymore and no more banning will happen😂


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2.He is very much capable to give a great motivational speech unlike the dinosaur guy😂He tells chandler to face his fears . he motivates him when he is stuck in a situation where he is afraid of commitment. Way better than Rahul Gandhi where he only blames other parties even when he has to talk to the students😛 I think Rahul Gandhi is Gunther.Just for a moment, think about this, let Rachel be the PM seat, Both Gunther (Rahul Gandhi) and Ross (NaMo/ Lotus party) want the seat. Ross gets it and so Gunther is mean to him the always. This is exactly why Rahul Gandhi is Gunther he is always mean to lotus party😆

          

3.He can be calm and find a solution to problems while others aren't.😇 Like when Ross and joey get stuck on the roof of the building. No more protests needed for each and every problem! 👍

               

4. There will be freedom for everyone to do and wear and be what they want. It is proved when he flaunts the Unisex bag that he bought from Rachael.😂Moreover, section 377 (If you don't know this, search in Google) may be withdrawn and all the LGBT communities can celebrate life. There will be colourful rainbow filters again in Facebook, instead of digital India filters✌

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5.He knows the importance of having a family 👪. He makes Chandler see that Janice has a family and a Kid and it is not right to disturb a family. Yes, a family should not be disturbed and should never ever disturb the country by stepping into politics as a whole😂. No more Family rulings in a party!

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6.There will be a TV everywhere with entertainment🎬. With good shows and not advertisements that shows in a extra glorious way, the changes that were brought over by the ruling party. No  more Mukesh ( In case you are wondering who this is, remember before each movie they show a guy who smoked and then talks about his painful surgery etc? Yup ) and other " beware" ads they put up in railway stations!
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7.There will be plenty of food for everyone because he doesn't likes to share his so he will make sure everyone gets theirs🍴Farmers will be rich and will be given priority. Food is already in trend these days with so many food bloggers everywhere. Farmers will become the root cause of economic development in our country and people are gonna choose agriculture over 9 to 5 corporate jobs


8. He would not waste anything valuable 💸. Budgets will be on point as needed. The treasury will be protected and may be Monica will help to clean the country. Chandler will become a stand up comedian unlike Kapil Sharma and Phoebe will be the new Arjit Singh while Rachel becomes Manish Malhotra😂. Ross has already been given a position ( Wait should i write about all the characters in India? Comment below and let me know👇)

                                    

9. He will do his job no matter what others think of him.💪. News channels will have many more debates while he sips on his beer and chills in his barcalounger. He wont care about Judgements or TV reports or Newspaper Headlines. Arnav will retire and may be what people say in various news debates will be audible😂

                                              

10. Women will finally be safe! NO more rapes, acid attacks and no more movies based on these terrible things.

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Joey is the best character in the entire series, if you call him a Playboy, you are wrong. He is just a hopeless romantic searching for love and ends up being single. He is innocent, dumb still witty all at the same time 😍

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