Yoga is becoming more like a trend these days rather than a way of life. Almost everyone knows it and teaches others. It is becoming a magical cure to everything like the bottle of vial Lucy carried in Narnia. This post is gonna have some sarcastic comments about yoga, so basically if you are reading this post you are doing Hasyayoga (Laughter yoga😋) so I hope you won't get offended in any way 😇
Every asana in yoga is basically the same where you control your breath. So basically what you do is, Sit or stand in a weird pose and try to focus on your breathing where in reality you really try God not to FART until you are done with the session. If you don't get even the slightest sensation of a fart you are not doing it right - This is a fact!😂 Yoga is that journey where you try to find inner peace but you accidentally let out the peas you ate yesterday in the form of gas.
Yoga is relaxing they say, but sometimes it is not always the case, Imagine the loss Marvel would have if Hulk does yoga. Already they are beaten up by DC's Wonder Woman (Go Girl Power!), it would be the end for them😂
Like I don't get it, How can bringing your leg over your head and sticking your butt in the air gonna bring any relaxation? Try lying down on your bed with comfortable clothes and see how relaxing that can be. At least that way you can save your class fee😜. You can even eat some buttered popcorn and watch your favorite Tv show for mental relaxation. Choose wisely my friend😆
Have you watched White people do Yoga? They don't do it like we Indians do. Apparently, they have beautiful yoga guru's ( no they are not called teachers), unlike Baba Ramdev. They use fancy clothes like Yoga pants, maybe we should make Baba Ramdev advertise for it so in that way it can be less awkward for other people doing yoga with him. Although I'm still waiting for him to rise up and fly in the air😂
People from other countries also use fancy stuff like incense sticks, scented candles, some Buddha idols and some extra spiritual words like Chakras, Nirvana, Banana, Hannah Montana and what not!😆 It is like setting up a room for a date night and playing Twister instead! They also say namaste for everything related to yoga and the people who practice are called yogis. So next time someone asks "nee enna periya yogyan maari pesara" (You talk like a yogi) throw some Surya Namaskar right at their face and walk away without talking😝 Yoga rooms be like:-
People who believe yoga is a good way of life but don't practice it are like people who like Despacito but don't know the lyrics to it. They buy Yoga pants, Yoga mats, rich candles and all stuff but only use it when they run out of posts for Instagram 😆
Disclaimer - This article is not intended to be offensive in any way. I'm just trying to introduce some HAHAhasana to the world. Hope you like this please react and comment to this article. Cheers!😉
Yoga is relaxing they say, but sometimes it is not always the case, Imagine the loss Marvel would have if Hulk does yoga. Already they are beaten up by DC's Wonder Woman (Go Girl Power!), it would be the end for them😂
Like I don't get it, How can bringing your leg over your head and sticking your butt in the air gonna bring any relaxation? Try lying down on your bed with comfortable clothes and see how relaxing that can be. At least that way you can save your class fee😜. You can even eat some buttered popcorn and watch your favorite Tv show for mental relaxation. Choose wisely my friend😆
Have you watched White people do Yoga? They don't do it like we Indians do. Apparently, they have beautiful yoga guru's ( no they are not called teachers), unlike Baba Ramdev. They use fancy clothes like Yoga pants, maybe we should make Baba Ramdev advertise for it so in that way it can be less awkward for other people doing yoga with him. Although I'm still waiting for him to rise up and fly in the air😂
People from other countries also use fancy stuff like incense sticks, scented candles, some Buddha idols and some extra spiritual words like Chakras, Nirvana, Banana, Hannah Montana and what not!😆 It is like setting up a room for a date night and playing Twister instead! They also say namaste for everything related to yoga and the people who practice are called yogis. So next time someone asks "nee enna periya yogyan maari pesara" (You talk like a yogi) throw some Surya Namaskar right at their face and walk away without talking😝 Yoga rooms be like:-
People who believe yoga is a good way of life but don't practice it are like people who like Despacito but don't know the lyrics to it. They buy Yoga pants, Yoga mats, rich candles and all stuff but only use it when they run out of posts for Instagram 😆
Disclaimer - This article is not intended to be offensive in any way. I'm just trying to introduce some HAHAhasana to the world. Hope you like this please react and comment to this article. Cheers!😉
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