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Indianizing the characters from Game of Thrones

Valar Morghulis everyone, GoT season finale is out and it is something that just cannot be ignored. In case you live in the oblivion and know nothing about this show, it is a tale where 7 families fight over an uncomfortable chair made of swords. It has drama, death, politics, and war against people, dead men, dragons etc. Game of Thrones puns and memes are everywhere and so here I am Indianizing a few characters from this amazing show:-

1.Bran Stark
There is a reason why Bran has come first in my list among the other dominant characters. As you all know Bran is a moody teenager who can see things from the past, present and the future and calls himself the three eyed raven (Maybe one eye to see the past, one for present and one for the future). If Bran was an Indian, he would be the top influential person in our country because of his "super power". Indians can be easily be drawn into superstitions and Bran will be worshipped nation wide. His name will probably be "BABA BRANDEV" with his tagline being "BABA BRANDEV KI JAI HO". Elections and Political campaigns will definitely be controversial with BRANDEV😋 #nooffence✌
2. Ravens and Wolves
Our history taught us that pigeons and doves carried messages between the kings those days. In Harry Potter, it was the owls and in Game of Thrones, the Ravens are the carriers of messages and news. Raven is just a fancy term for a crow and crows are already considered very important in India that we feed them first before eating on any given auspicious day! People would go to Kasi and Rameshwaram to send messages via the Ravens to their deceased ancestors😜.
The stark children will also get Cows as their pets instead of Direwolves. Because Indians believe in the saying "HOLY COW" quite literally

3. Tyrion
This guy is Mr.Smarty-pants of the show and has no haters. His brain is the only reason why he is alive on the show (till now). Tyrion drinks and knows things. So, If Tyrion was an Indian he would be that kid who gets good grades in school but is never appreciated by his parents ( which is something Indian parents don't know how to do). He will be that annoying guy in the advertisement on every bus and train as he would get AIR 1 ( all India rank #1) in JEE, NEET, GATE, TOEFL and other exams thereby becoming a model for the various coaching institutions. He would probably win the "Face of Kota" competition with his banner all over the place. He is the guy that becomes a crorepati by winning KBC because he drinks and knows things. Moving on he kills his parents as they still weren't proud enough. Runs away, will become spoiled and would land in a pile of debt like Vijay Mallya but ends up paying it all unlike Vijay Mallya because " A Lannister always pays his debts"
4. Stark siblings
The Stark family has 5+1 siblings Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran, Rickon and Jon Snow who is the +1. Robb being the eldest brother would be the mature one taking care of the family and trying to lessen the burden of the parents. Sansa being ladylike and Arya being tomboyish are the polar opposites like any other sisters. Bran would be the weird kid who is nevertheless loved by all and Rickon would be the most loved one with the nickname "Chotu" because that's the most common name the youngest kid in the family gets. Sansa and Arya would go to classes like Tailoring, fashion designing, parlour courses etc while Bran and Rickon get to play street cricket and football

Robb and Sansa would be the first ones to finish school and get mobile phones and the others would probably be like " give me your phone for 5 minutes na? I'll play temple run and give it back" for which they would put demands like:-
- Bring me water
- Turn on the fan
-Turn off the light
- Give me the remote
And then finally say " My phone's battery is low, first go plug it in the charger, you can play after some time"
On Raksha Bandhan, it will be "engal veetil Ella nalum karthigai"( toin to todoin) which is a famous Tamil family song and in normal days it will be "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!"
As for Jon snow, he knows nothing and becomes #brotherfromanothermother on your Instagram post!😂
5. Others
Tommen would be the kid to commit suicide because he played the blue whale game.The small council in King's landing would be filled by reservation systems.Cersei just like every other Indian mother would be obsessed with her son and therefore would be a poor judge of his abilities.As for Danerys she would be spending her entire lifetime in Government offices getting her name right in her aadhar card, passport, pan card and dragon driving license😂
All men are probably dead after reading this and you thought only George martin could kill them. How was my deadly puns BTW? comment and react below👇👇. Adios! I say as I see a javelin being aimed at me by the night king. Valar Dohaeris peeps!✌







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